I can understand If the post is little confusing to non-hindi people. Because It is an attempt at the word play. Bhagwan mean God in hindi and Bhagwan is also a very common name in the north India.

Even without knowing the latter, it was a very fun read. One of your best. Also nice to read some Hindi ( followed by English translation ).

P.S. I have to admit though, that I upvoted this for the word 'Baghwan' ( as it reminded me of the scary Netflix series I watched about this Baghwan cult in the USA in the 1980s ) and the fact that it was written by, you so had to be worth reading ;>)