His Silly Orangutan

His Silly Orangutan always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Silly Orangutan often carried a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Silly Orangutan always kept a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Silly Orangutan had a stapler that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Silly Orangutan had a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. It might be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A chocolate bar having that done to it

His Silly Orangutan often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes drop. It is a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.