Oprah's Pet Cockroaches Sue for Libel
Odds on favorite for the 2020 presidency and OWN network billionaire, Oprah, isn't being completely honest with you. At least that's what two cockroaches who filed suit yesterday in a Mississippi district court contend.
"She ain't had no roaches as pets. She smoked a few, maybe. Yeah, dawg. But we wasn't no pets," said the plaintiffs.
For years, Oprah, 63, has told fans that as a child she was so poor the only pets she could afford were two cockroaches.
"Das rite, we ain't no pets, least not if she ain't paying us [for] it," court documents state. Does the Van Jones' crowned Queen of the World and presidential shoe in have a penchant for drama, stretching the truth and, well, outright lying. Or is that just how business gets done in Hollywood -- and other Satanic cults.
The little people or in this case the little bugs, may yet have the final say. Scheduling orders are due to be released on Friday.