Openmic week 84 original song "Animal Insides/Endangered Dogs"

Lyrics:

One of my favorite meals during holidays is "stuffing".
But I dont mean to talk about Thanksgiving.
I mean to bring up a different issue.

I spoil my girlfriends dog with small stuffed animals.
But she rips and tears them up leaving white cotton
all over the "kind of" clean floor.

Then I gotta explain every snowy white patch of cotton
was pulled out in good fun.
That I'm taking good care of her dog everyday.
I wont let her choke and die on white fluff.

Cause I'm a good father.
Yeah, I take care of my dog every moment, everyday.
Cause I'm a good father.
I dont care how much her food costs or veterinary stays.
Yeah, yeah