Steemit Open Mic Week 72 - (NSFW) What A F***ing A**hole - (Original Song) - Creepy Colin

Hey again, everyone! This is a song I wrote about a guy that I think everyone has in their life. Enjoy!

Go on outside hear the birds
See the dogs all making turds
One of them he does it on my front lawn

The owner doesn't clean it up and
Then I say, "Hey, wtf?!"
Owner and dog just up and walk away

What
A fucking asshole
What
A fucking asshole

Over at the restaurant and
The servers taking much too long
Long enough to scratch his, derriere

Finally he brings your food and
Then you say, "Hey, this is actually quite good!"
Unbeknownst to, contact with his buttcheeks

What
A fucking asshole
What
A fucking asshole

Your baby boy he is being born on
A tender, cool December morn
You and your wife could, never be more happy

Suddenly your friend Jim walks in and
His face, it looks, rather grim
You notice that your baby looks like him

Your baby
Looks alot like Jim
Your baby, well,
It looks a lot like him

Jim, well,
He's a fucking asshole (Jim why'd you fuck my wife)
What
A fucking asshole (So I guess you, WEREN'T taking yoga classes then?)
What
A fucking asshole (You're out of the clan Jim, we're not Clashing Clans anymore!)

What
A fucking asshole