I am wary of external links, but I see you have built a cool thing here @anonyvoter!
Something that eased my paranoia was seeing this nice write up on Steemhunt: https://steemit.com/steemhunt/@urbangladiator/steemian-directory-find-the-golden-steemians-on-the-blockchain (in case you want to include that in your welcome post).

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