Foolish Ogre

Foolish Ogre had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Foolish Ogre owned a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Foolish Ogre often carried a set square that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.

Foolish Ogre often carried a big sponge to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Foolish Ogre carried a mug that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Foolish Ogre needed a crown that they would often hug. It was a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.