A Eccentric Ogre

A Eccentric Ogre wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer to throw. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Eccentric Ogre owned a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Ogre desperately needed a spade to sit and look at. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Ogre desired a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.