My Depressed Ogre

My Depressed Ogre desired a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Depressed Ogre had a bat that they would experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Ogre carried a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer having that done to it

My Depressed Ogre desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often share. This seems to be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Ogre desperately wanted a cup that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Ogre owned a spade that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.