Angry Ogre

Angry Ogre always carried a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Angry Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Angry Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Angry Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Angry Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Angry Ogre owned a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.