OK, so here's one I've taken for the team. 1.43 pm UK time

Yesterday’s total was 985 views on my fab profile, today maybe heading the same way as it currently stands at 676. I gave up counting the winks and friend invites. I thought I’d Google a few things and now wish I actually hadn’t at all. Felching and Dirty Sanchez. Ewwww, just wrong. I’m beginning to think Google is in fact my worst enemy. DO NOT Google those last two unless you are feeling very brave and have not just eaten. Also the phrase ‘Netflix and chill’ means the opposite. Netflix may very well be on but the chill bit is apparently a booty call. No wonder guys want to watch my Netflix so much. Note to self:stop using that phrase! 😀