I grew up in an area that had a large Korean community. As a result, I dated several girls of Korean descent when I was in high school and college. It was a different time back then, and my friends broke my balls unmercifully and unapologetically about it. Here is a typical exchange.

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THEM: Dude, what's with you and the Asian chicks? Why don't you like American girls?

ME: They are American.

THEM: You know what I mean.

ME: You mean why do I like girls who have the faces of dolls, asses you can crack a tooth on, are really smart, and all play the violin for some reason?

THEM: Yeah. So is it true their gash is horizontal?

No, it's not true.

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I couldn't answer that question, and not because it was crude and racist. I couldn't answer it because I didn't know. I guess what I also liked about Korean girls is that they were mysterious. For instance, I dated several of them and still didn't know what their vaginas looked like. It was a real mystery.

Beyond the hurtful and inaccurate stereotypes, there was a unifying characteristic, a truth behind the behavior of the East-Asian girls I knew.

They didn't put out

Like, not at all. A couple of them let me put my hand on their tits and one let me finger her for one beat of a hummingbird's wing, but none of them touched my junk and none seemed remotely interested in doing so. They were proper in a first-generation American, immigrant way, girls who didn't want to displease their parents or disgrace their community with scandal. Above that, their chastity meant something to them, and they were in no rush to discard their virginity, which was unfortunate since I was looking to get on the rocketship to "Planet Gettin' Laid" and get into some nuclear activity.

Many guys say they masturbate to their highlights reel, those misty, wholly inaccurate and embellished fuck memories from days of yore. I instead like to use my "What-If" reel, which is an unabashed blend of reality and (mostly) fantasy. What if instead of giving me a peck on the cheek and exiting the car, Judi had asked me to pull down her parents' driveway next to the overgrown rhododendron, shimmied off her pants and cotton panties, and begged me to fuck her ass? She'd spread it before me, and I would see her asshole convulsing like a hungry mouth whose only sustenance is my cock. It wouldn't seem like it would fit, but it does with a squeal from her and her hands that clutch my knees. I'm giving it to her so hard she starts speaking in tongues until I realize it's Korean. I massage her clit with my thumb; she yells "Number 4," which is the fourth type of orgasm she can achieve, the kind only triggered by a good ass-pounding. She sprays all over my pants and shirt and then finishes me with her mouth.

Yeah, that never happened. But when I need to recreate a moment like that and need visual stimulation, I always go back to one pornstar, and her name is Tia Ling. She stands 5' 1" tall and is 110 pounds of solid muscle. She is so tiny you can't imagine her taking the most gargantuan cocks in porn, but she does. She does it with ease.

For those of you who are new to Tia Ling, this video (below for link) is a good place to start, mainly because the producer interviews her; as he asks her one ridiculous question after another, the camera scans her sculpted body from top to bottom and then back again. After several minutes of that, it's deep-dicking time. If you happen to want to see a pussy pounded all good and proper, our man is hiding the Alaskan pipeline in his shorts. This video shows us her playful side, her magnificent body she works so hard to maintain, and her ability to take yards of cock without breaking a sweat.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1045275274

Tia is one-stop shopping for porn. She has the sexual appetite of a bonobo on Spanish Fly and a body conditioned for endurance. You also won't find a starlet with a more diverse collection of tastes and desires. If you're looking for it, you can be sure you'll find Tia doing it in a video.

Tia is into:

• Girl on guy
• Girl on girl
• Threesomes
• gangbangs
• BDSM
• Asphixiation
• Sex machines
• Lactation videos
• cuckholding videos

She's done it all.

Sometimes when you're watching porn, you wonder if the woman is really into it or if she's just doing it for the money. We all want to believe that the starlet is enjoying it as much as she's letting on. With Tia, there is no concern. I read somewhere that she arranged a ten-guy gangbang at home. Hey, a girl's gotta unwind. I wonder if her husband said, "Honey, I thought you said you would stop taking your work home with you."

Life After Porn

Something else I like in a pornographic starlet is when I find out about her other talents, which is even more of an indication that she chose her career in porn because she liked it, rather than for another reason. Tia, whose real name is Elizabeth Dall, has been busy and creative since hanging up the high heels and ball gag. She is an accomplished interior designer, and the pic below shows her receiving an award from Virginia Marti College of Art & Design. Go Tia!

My Favorite Tia Ling Videos

Here are some of my favorite Tia Ling videos:

Category	Title	Url
Orgy	Vegas Orgy, Part II	https://www.xvideos.com/video21320679/vegas_orgy_pt._2
Threesome	Tia Ling and Asa Akira Get Their Throats Fucked	http://cdn.videos.throatfucktube.com/4/3/e/6/3/s522-43e63c5941c5c88dc92773a0cb73cec0v2.mp4?validfrom=1524597979&validto=1524626779&rate=800k&burst=6144k&hash=2YTABodXDuvRwBvNU9MThjM7ztg%3D
BDSM	Busty Beauty Submits for Cock Sucking and Sex	https://www.xvideos.com/video1183968/busty_beauty_submits_for_cock_sucking_and_sex
Gangbang	Asian Lawyer in Hard Rough Interracial Gangbang	https://m.xhamster.com/videos/asian-lawyer-in-hard-rough-interracial-gangbang-6098417