Oh, Printer! What Can I do to Make You Love Me as Much as I need You?
The horror of the modern printer...the scourge of the price of ink?! What sorcery is this, Oh, fucked up printer, that makes you the biggest asshole on the planet? Why do you blink your thoughts, and make me dissect your mind to find some peace? Who are you, Brother printer, that you laugh at my clumsy attempts at union? I have dated those like you before, printer, an Iphone 4, and a Samsung Galaxy, the latter left me burned, scared. Trust is not forth coming...I can give no more, I understand you want to be alone, work alone...you are a free spirit who will not be tied down to my Mac Desktop...no one likes a braggart! Apple Macs can be be so diva-ish. But please, stop hurting me, I just want us to work together.
It's sad that new printers are cheaper then fresh ink cartridges, thus the sad era by which we must bide.
too true. throws printer out of the window too true.
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