As I was head-dancing to my near forever, my maiden began to shed a river tears. She said we can't be in the happily-ever-after.

“Why Nne, why? I'd do anything. I would...” I struggled out. She interrupted “I am an OSU.”

“Nne, I don't care whatever you are. You are a human. Not just human, you are what my human wants. Don't let tradition make a vague chasm.

Don't make me run into the forest of Agbadike, never to return. You are the woman I very wanted. Even the river goddess cannot unmake this knot. Please, Nne, this is our chance, let's elope to oblivon.”