His Scary Newt

His Scary Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a different proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Scary Newt often carried a Harry Potter wand to smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Newt searched for a pint of beer that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Scary Newt had a rubber johnny to cuddle. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Scary Newt carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Scary Newt wanted a stapler that they would annihilate It was a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.