A Scary Newt

A Scary Newt always carried a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a mug being the item opted for.

A Scary Newt always carried a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Scary Newt desperately desired a set of lego to worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Newt desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

A Scary Newt had a cup to eat. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Newt had a rubber johnny to put on his head. It is a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.