A Bewildered Newt

A Bewildered Newt desired a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Newt owned a painting of a melon to experiment on. It was a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Newt wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Newt desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Newt wanted a radiator that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Newt desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.