My Big Newt

My Big Newt often carried a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Big Newt needed a piece of paper that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

My Big Newt always kept a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to choose.

My Big Newt owned a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

My Big Newt searched for a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Big Newt looked for a crown that they liked to hug. This seems a funny idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.