Bulletproof coffee health benefits lost in translation.

WASHINGTON D.C. - After several days of strategic negotiations, Kim Jong Un agreed to a very surprising deal. The leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, agreed to reduce his military force by 15%, and shut down the nuclear weapons program, under the condition that the U.S. supply the North Korean army with a 10 years supply of Bulletproof Coffee, and products.

The popular diet made by Dave Asprey, is famous for increasing mental alertness and decreasing bodyfat with the use of grassfed butter, "Bulletproof oil", and other various "biohacks". The diet is popular among office workers that work longer hours, and have a desire to increase overall wellness.

The North Koreans are upset by their misinterpretation of the product, and will not state why. However, Pyongyang officials are reporting an all time high in productivity.

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