Sex (with a person from another household) has become criminalised & your phones are tracking you

Five days ago the UK announced "Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal today"

Source article here

Technically it was already illegal due to social distancing (2 meters in the UK) but now the law is clear on this matter. Or at least, as clear as it can be while dealing with the ambiguities of "overnight" or "the place where you are living", or even trying to prove that two people actually had sex while they were together.

The current punishments for breaking this law are as follows:

Anyone contravening the regulations can be subject to a £100 Fixed Penalty Notice, halved to £50 if paid within 14 days. For serial offenders this can double on each subsequent offence up to a cap of £3,200.

Wouldn't want to be a "serial offender"!

It is insane to me this law does not take into consideration those who don't live with their sexual partners. My heart goes out to you all. Please find clever ways to break this law immediately!

Your phones are tracking you

While there are many ways to hide your face from street cameras (especially now that face masks are the norm) there are very few ways to conceal your movements if your phone is in your pocket. Particularly if it is switched on!

Be in no doubt, when your phone moves the data is recorded. Laws have changed making way for a new age in which 'contact tracing' is standard practice. What this basically means is that you now have zero privacy, all in the name of your own safety of course.

So, what do you do?

Simple. Don't take your phone with you when you go out.

Many people (including myself) enjoyed their most sexually active years without a mobile phone. Public telephones work fine if you must use one at all.

The bottom line is this:

If they cannot prove your phone was in close proximity to your lover's phone, it will be much harder for them to prove you've been at it all day like rabbits.

Or tortoises.

My father used to tell me there are actually 13 commandments, the last one being this:

THOUGH SHALL NOT GET CAUGHT.

Today this commandment seems more poignant than ever, because no one has the right to tell you your sex life is over!

So get out there and be clever :)

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