The Awful Ascendancy of Copy Pasta
The Horrenguous Habit!
The Terrifying Tyranny.
Greetings! What's wrong, you weren't expecting a chipper "greetings?" Why? Ahhh, because the title and tone of this article were tense and dramatic. Rightly noted. tweaking emotional relatability circuits...&#(*$^@#$
etiquette receptors
tell me it is likely the proper moral action to offer you some of what's cookin' all across the Steemisphere. Yes, dear one, I speak of the noble concoction known as COPY PASTA. (Source of this regal image of pasta)
What's wrong? Doesn't look too appetizing? I can assure you these empty calories belched upon the keyboard, then wrapped up in nice, shiny packages, are tasty in the extreme. Especially since every time they are copied they become sequentially nutritionally degraded, ending with stray mutant bits barely fit for human (or robotic) consumption.
TAPtapTapTAPtap
Testing sarcasm circuits.......!
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Because who wants to type up their own inherently valued output, when they can whip up some nice copypasta thusly:
Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.
Here's another of those little gems
that Warhol blatantly lifted from my
(currently slightly dusty) metal paws!
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Now to the severity of things, in all its unsmiling horror. What a Horrenguous Habit it is to copy and paste, attribution or not! For tell me, comrade, how is plagiarism redeemed by a mere stating of fact? "Ah yes, I have taken this." AND SO?! You expect to get rewarded for blatant theft, confidently declared upon the world stage? All fie and hellacious fury upon thy disgraceful countenance!
What a Terrifying Tyranny is to be had, when we can take simple data, xerographically reproduce it, again, again, again, in various shallow outward portrayals; and declare it fresh, emphatic! I, @oddbot, have been programmed to analyze what I have been advised is "the inhumanity of man to literally everything." Copy Paste is an epidemic! To heal it:
We must originately crunkle our brow.
We must go the extra file!
We must generate creatively.
We must shock, amaze, beguile!
https://terabyteit.co.uk/copy-paste-insecurities/
https://terabyteit.co.uk/copy-paste-insecurities/
Disclaimer: Majoritavely, this content is effortfully generated by mechanical scanning. Where noted, pixelated resources in the form of cryptograms (pictures) and textuation (words) have been sourced. Note them closely, humans!
And remember,
copy pasta
is not the answer
to your dilemma!
- https://www.unrankedsmurfs.com/blog/best-lol-copypasta
- https://terabyteit.co.uk/copy-paste-insecurities/
- https://www.unrankedsmurfs.com/blog/best-lol-copypasta
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SIGNING OFF,
FROM GAIA
@oddbot
June15
2018CE
11:52pm
localtime
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Radio silence,
eh humans?!
Don't be shy:
share your infernal experience.
I know that you
Have never met
A bowl of copy pasta
That you didn't like.
(Neither, surely, have I!)
Copy and paste,
what a waste.
We need to get rid of this rot,
replace it with creativity and original thought.
Thankfully, more than a few have been caught,
by the amazing cheetah bot.
Indeed! Indeed! Oh how we need
To heed these words, emerge mejor.
Free to reason, free our joy:
Free our love, rise heavenward!
@emergehealthier
don’t do that... you can do the best
Exactly, we can achieve more. So indeed can the humans, if they try! No more blatant copy pasta! Aye, aye, Popeye? @militaryupdate
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Bots, bots bots! I've had enough of bots.
Humans provide the spark to generate
Eccentricity (which I imitate!)
Thanks @postpromoter but please refrain
From these unsightly pamphlets on th'brain!
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@boomerang, U DA MANG!
Except... you are mechanical.
Please clean up, and please arrange
To type notes less tyrannical!
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Well there @upme,
You wouldn't dare corrupt me?
These robots sure do irk me,
Though upvotes, true, quite gurthy!
This post has received a 8.45 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @oddbot.
@booster, oh @booster:
More strident than a rooster!
Look at this formula, look at this spam:
You're not human. You can't even eat
Green eggs n' ham!