NEW Acid-Proof Hijab available NOW!! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

in #news • 8 years ago

[translated from arabic]

It's here Folks! The item that you've always needed. Tired of the fear of those pesky, random acid attacks? Well, Ladies, I have a solution for you! The new NIKE ™ ACID HIJAB.

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Now you can protect yourself from the sun while having 100% acid protection, and you can abide by allah's wishes in style !
For a limited time only! Available at Walmart.

You heard it here first.
The Malarkey Report Team

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