21 Reasons Why Buzzfeed is Cancerous Fake News & A Failing Pile of Garbage
It's not just Buzzfeed, most modern MSM and media. All brainwashing bullshit!
“Buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage” – President Donald Trump
The rules for this shitpost I’m passing off as an article were simple: the headlines have to be accessible on Buzzfeed’s website right now. No clicking allowed. I just went to buzzfeed.com and looked for the most half assed, retarded collections of word vomit called “content” I could find, and — in typical Buzzfeed fashion — I shitposted them here for your viewing pleasure.
Let’s get started:
This Girl Held A Maternity Photoshoot For Her Pregnant Dog
Tell Us Your Piercing Horror Story
Dang, Kate Sanders Went Through Some Real Shit On Lizzie McGuire And We Need To Talk About It
16 Tattoo Horror Stories That Will Make You Scream
What US President Are You Based On Your Cereal Preferences?
Create A TV Squad And We’ll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House
Literally Just 15 Hilariously Fake Blue Ivy Reactions To Beyonce’s Twins
This Is What The Cast Of “Lizzie McGuire” Looks Like Now
8 Yes Or No Questions That’ll Reveal Whether You’re Ready To Have Anal Sex Tonight
These Videos Of Hilary Duff Doing Crazy Flips Have Got Me Shook
You Get Turned Into A Zombie, But What Kind Of Zombie Are You?
Tattooing Freckles On Your Face Is A Trend And People Are Like “Hmmmm…”
You’re Only An Awkward Brit If You Do 27 Out Of These 43 Things
Which “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Character Are You
This Is What Harry Potter Books Look Like Around The World
193 Thoughts We Have About The “Pretty Little Liars” Season Finale
These Emotional Stories Show How Harry Potter Has Changed Lives
Ex-Mario Kart Players Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Britney Spears Has Been Photographing Her Boyfriend Basically Naked And The Photos Will Leave You Wet And Horny
23 Tweets About Dogs That’ll Make You Whisper “Good Boy” To Yourself 23 Times
Wombats Are So Underrated
There were actually more Harry Potter headlines. Like seven that I didn’t include. Honestly I could have kept going indefinitely, but I’m afraid I have eye cancer.
Happy shitposting!"
Article cross shitposted from Dept of Memes. http://www.departmentofmemes.com/article/21-buzzfeed-headlines-will-make-realize-journalism-dead/