Teenagers are abandoning Facebook - I wonder why?

Woke teens have no interest in hanging out with their grandparents on Facebook. Who knew?

According to The Week, teenagers are leaving Facebook in droves.

They report on this but still have an above-the-fold shill request for a Facebook like. Dumb cunts.

How is this surprising?

The Week hit the nail on its head... mostly:

Most observers agree that there are two factors that are largely responsible for Facebook’s teenage exodus: the loss of the ever-important “cool” factor, and teenagers’ preference for Snapchat. Facebook’s “cool” — or lack thereof — is widely attributed to its appeal among older generations. What growth Facebook is seeing is among older users rather than younger ones, CNBC reported — a “predicament” for the social app, eMarketer’s Debra Aho Williamson told CNBC.

Teenagers don't want to hang out with Aunt Betty: some fat cunt they're somehow related to with retarded views on the world. And how the fuck can you blame them?

Social media is 2018s malt shop. Who the fuck wants some old cunt relative reading their shit?

Fuck that.

We're a western society. We give zero fucks about our parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles. We'll see those geriatric cunts over Christmas.