I want off please. This weeks news.

Stephen Hawking is dead, Trump wants to militarize space, Britain is threatening Russia, Russia is threatening to defend itself from US interference in Syria, and a bunch of idiots are skipping school to beg the same cops responsible for shooting unarmed citizens to take away our guns.

I want off of this planet, out of the human race, and away from all of this shit. Will work for transport. So if you, or anyone you know has interstellar transport, hit me up. I could use it.

Oh, and the doomsday clock is two minutes from midnight, and my own version is only one minute away.