We had a heap of renovations done a few years ago, everyone had a story how they had remodeled the White House and done custom work for the Vanderbilt's etc. They all turned out to be retards...

Not intellectually challenged or physically handicapped but average people just to stupid to apply common sense. The guys deciding to jack hammer inside the house without any protective gear over the walls or furniture; etc . . .

Then we found our handyman, he was a chain smoking tardy unreliable awesome handyman. He did work that a custom craftsman could not match, but he moved slower than Congress, but he did quality work at a fair price.

Then . . . His neighbor says, " come for a drive "; in the car park, his neighbor says " pass this to the guy at the window ". Then the undercover cop says ' you're under arrest ' . . .

So the police do a deal they will drop most of the charges if he will buy and sell drug operations for them. Sting operations to net other drug dealers, they are unhappy he cannot inform on dealers he does not know.

A few months in jail might help his memory; finally off to the half way house. We get our handyman back complete with his ankle monitor. Good work is done will one we ring his cell phone; no answer . . .

Soon the phone rings, it is the government asking if we know where their confidential informant is hiding. Our awesome handyman is on the run from the system; and now due to Americans silly draconian laws we have lost our handyman.

Seriously; think about it, its a "no-brainer" question . . . ' Which is more important ? the War On Drugs, or A Quality Handyman ' . . .

The Answer is Simplicity itself : )

/ hugz ; )