I've seen it all now: handsfree enthusiast

I'm 40, mom of 5, seen loads of crazy, stupid, crazy-stupid and downright scary. But please. Allow for new hope that more is left to be setting new limits. Take for instance, this. I'm driving suburbia, a well to do area of San Diego, named La Costa. I come to a signal, El Camino Real, where I pull up next to an older Lexus, red, circa 1990? I casually look to the right and catch a glimpse of the driver, and...wait what? Double take. This woman, maybe 60ish(?) with permed looking red hair, has a new hands free talking trend she is setting. Bluetooth be warned. Her cell is duct taped - yes people - duct taped to her face, the tape extending around a complete circle (I think, as part of her hair in back made it a mystery) around her neck. Oh yeah, she's not missing a call. Definitely can't be drexting, adding points for safety, above the popular earpiece. You heard it first here, steemers. The duct tape neck gear for hands free calls. We need to coin this trend. I wish I had a picture, but that would have clearly shamed me in the wake of this hands free innovator and enthusiast. #hightech #beaware #innovation #new