Has it really been that long?

Oops...now hold on I know what everyone is thinking. I'm sure your saying "Damn it Monday! You abandoned us!". Or something similar and while I would usually flay any soul who dared to speak to me that way...well your feelings are warranted and for that I Byron Monday Mister of the first realm humbly apologize. But I am back now...mostly. But why was I gone? Well unfortunately I was whisked away on an impromptu roadtrip with a bald man and his lawyer up to be vegas. You see I constantly wanted to stop and deliver some more of my "work" that all of you have surprisingly been rather happy with. But, alas I could not as we were unfortunately in bat country. And as you know damn well dear readers you cant stop in bat country.