The Daily Pen #32, Long Post
Unix Epoch: 1565819710
Things that are named incorrectly:
cheetah bot ... it's so slow that a plagiarized post will receive a payout Before being evaluated and downvoted for plagiarism.
Libra coin ... it has nothing whatsoever to do with Freedom.
Pound cake ... while there is a pound of butter in the recipe, it adds at least 3 pounds on my scale after eating it.
This post ... ummm... yeah.