My letter I wrote my neighbour before I left

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                                Enough With Your Booming Fence and Loud Dog
                            
        Dear Mr Davis,

I have always felt amused living near to you. You are the most dirty neighbour a person could ever meet.

Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.

I'm afraid I can no longer stand your untidy hedge.

I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your fence is too booming and your dog way too loud. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a can opener

I have to insist that you take action to stop your untidy hedge from upsetting me. I demand that you cut down the hedge then train the dog.

And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your loud music increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a happy neighbourhood like Rose Close.

If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the neighbourhood watch and post photos of your untidy hedge on Pinterest.

Furthermore, I have close ties with thugs and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.

Thanks
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