NDJT EPISODE TWO : MY ENTRY TO THE CONTEST BY @mimy

in #ndjt7 years ago (edited)

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Here's my entry...

At what age did you have your first kiss?

Hmmmmm it was age 17.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

A disposable plastic spoon.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

Captain cook bread.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Sure, i sure can.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Height, curves, eye lashes, oh! My God. She's cute.

What would you do with one million naira.

Stake it on 2 sure odds on bet9ja. Wait! I'm I mad ??

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

If possible. Me she sha sabi..

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Boys ; @hopeabdulrahman, @blackempror, @wireless07

Girls ; they are not good girls, i can't trust them.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

After she suck my dick during sex, on my spring bouncing bed, i took my Bible silently and say my prayer to God to stregthen my love for the girl. Oh my God she's sweet.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Honesty.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1.

I learnt to be creative, make things up myself. All thanks to @mimy.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER.

Trying to turn you on from any angle.

Thanks to y'all all for your audience @sirlahm007 is always grateful

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