NDJT EPISODE TWO: Happymichael's secrets exposed!

Thanking @thankgodikkc for nominating me to participate in this lovely contest, so original, a big shout to the @mimy, @ehiboss and other organizers.

When @thankgodikkc sent me the link to his entry and I saw that he nominated me, I was happy because I got intrigued reading his entry and other entries.

I had fun answering the questions,

So enjoy!

At what age did you have your first kiss?

• I will not lie. Yes, I will not, I have to be truthful, @mimy didnt lie, she said the truth, @ehiboss no lie, he said the truth, @amarachijerome didnt lie, she said the truth, so I must be truthful.

I had my first real kiss(I said first real kiss because if you really mean first kiss, many contestants would have said 6, 7 or 8yrs, during the "mama and papa drama thing that almost all Nigerians did as little children.". Ehehn there was even one that said she had hers at 1yr. Ok, look at fine girl like @mimy saying her own was at 16yrs. 16yrs?? U mean 16yrs??!! Okay no problem.

As I was saying, I had my own first real kiss at age 12, in jss 1, 2nd term, I no fit forget. I went to her house to finish up an assignment and I met her 'home alone'.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

• Gift is gift no matter how small but since you asked I will give you an answer. The cheapest is a 'peck' I got from one girl I gave Valentine's gift, better necklace wey I buy for this girl. And she carried her lips and pecked me and said thats my gift, ahahn which kain level??

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

It came from one of my 'exes', on my birthday, she presented to me a jersey with my name customized on it. She tried!

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

• My sister, I would rather go without a wristwatch biko. After all, for some months now, I never wear one but you see that comb, I have a special place for it in my bag.

Qualities of your ideal woman?

• She must possess the following by God's grace;

° Good cooking skills.

° Beauty(both externally and internally).

° Good character.

° Fear of God.

° I want her to be holy outside but spoilt for me inside. Only me oo.

° I don't want her taller than me.. Lie lie. I go con dey look my wife's face for up. No oo!

° And lastly, good etc, (you understand) winks

If God can give me this type of woman, then no qualms.

What would you do with one million naira.

• My parents already have someone who would run my traveling abroad. So, if that kind of money enters my hand now, my parents will take some then off I go.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

• Many of you that will be saying, 'if he/she is good in bed, we are good to go' you dont know that you are indirectly saying you are not a virgin, that you have 'do' tire. Because if you haven't, you wouldnt know how good a man can be in bed or not. Just like me, I don't know how good someone can be in bed because I have never tried it so..

My dear, it's always been my dream to marry a virgin being that I am also a virgin, the problem is most girls are not loyal no more. So anyone God gives me, I will take. For I believe its Him who gives life partner according to Ecclesiastes 9vs9.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

• Hmm.. This will be a tough one but lemme pick sha

• Ladies:

@amarachijerome(Lemme just believe)

@lyxng(lol)

@abigail-dantes(I dont know oo, Im not sure)

• Guys:

@happymichael(me for sure)

@thankgodikkc(pastor pikin)

@chiboyzz(your name dey here because I can't think of someone else, you ke!)

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

• This one gave me tough time oo.. But have it:

After a successful exam, I went back to my lodge to get my BIBLE, I got to my door and was hearing silent voices emanating from my room, "my casanova roomie and who this time?" I thought, but then I heard a familiar voice saying "SUCK me", it was my girl's voice, I was dumbstruck! "so my roomie is having SEX with my LOVE on my own BED?" I whispered, before saying a short PRAYER to GOD because I was determined to put that motherfvcker (my roomie) in a 'keke' going to hell.

What virtue do you think is your greatest asset?

• The KINDNESS that emanates from my heart.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

• I didnt partake in that contest, I was still new then but I will do mine in arrears. Must! Tho I heard it was great.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

• In my own perspective, I think "its a way of forcing the truth of people, since its coming from all angles."

AND THATS IT. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT??! I KNOW YOU DID. LOL!

LEMME SAY THIS BEFORE I GO.

@mimy @ehiboss AND @ogoowinner YOU PEOPLE ARE GENIUSES OO, NO DOUBTS ABOUT THAT BUT IF UNA NO DO ME WELL EHN, BECAUSE Y'ALL HAVE MADE ME VOMIT MY SECRETS. I JUST HAVE TO SAY MY MIND OO. I HAVE FRIENDS ON THIS PLATFORM WHO THINK OF ME AS A FULL TIME 'HOLY BOY'... BUT THIS UNA CONTEST DON SPOIL THAT ONE NOW. NA JOKE I DEY OO. HAHA!

I haff suffered, but no p. I had fun doing this, even if I win or not, no problem... Hahahaha 😂 Thks @mimy once again for coming up with this contest. Remain blessed dear!

FINALLY,
ITS FREE FOR ALL TO JOIN, BUT
I AM NOMINATING THIS COOL PEOPLE.

• @juleeblaz

• @lyxng

THANKYOU!

If its one girl, she would say:

MY PEN BLEEDS!