Mimi's no truth just there

1.What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
. when my first girlfriend told me she missed her period.

2.What's the weirdest thing you love the most?
. giving girl head because it makes me cum

3.Funny part of the opposite gender that you like?
. Tits

4.Who is your steemit crush?
. @ogoowinner

5.What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit
. begging a freind to upvote me when his upvote won't even give me a dollar

6.What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit first when you are online
.@official-hord @illuminatus @timmy-karis

7.Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe in a dark room)
.@rebeccafl

8.Works of three steemians that you doff your hat for on steemit?
.@ehiboss @ewuoso @gbenga

9.Who do you wish you are on steemit?
.@surpassinggoogle

10.What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?
.@gaming

11.Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?
. @surpassinggoogle.. I will be like "sir how do you sit and think of a post that motivates people

12.What are the names of three handsome guys and beautiful ladies you know on steemit?

@official-hord @timmy-karis @shungustin

@oluwatobiloba @melanie00 @adeolly-angel

13.Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson?

Steemit father - @illuminatus
Steemitmother- @oluwatobiloba
Steemitdaughter- @adeolly-angel
Steemitson: @official hord

14.Two names of your followers that get little payouts but good contents.
.@shunguystin @timmy-karis

15.Names of those with good payouts
.@ehiboss @illuminatus

16.Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned, what would it be?
.Help my life boss

Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination
Note: Everyone wins something one way or the other. However, a winner would be selected after 7 days and the winners gets a price of 3SBD.
Sincerity would be marked, also make it funny.
Here are the questions to make it easier! (Winks)

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
What is the most weird thing you love?
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Who is your steemit crush?
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Names of two followers who get low payouts
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

A sweet thank you to all potential participants!

I hereby nominate @illuminatus @ejemai

I hereby nominate