The woods are called the woods for a reason. Don't go there, it's dangerous (and apparently the bears just start shitting relentlessly when you arrive because they can't if you are not there....or something like that).
The woods are called the woods for a reason. Don't go there, it's dangerous (and apparently the bears just start shitting relentlessly when you arrive because they can't if you are not there....or something like that).
The most dangerous thing I saw was a very suspicious looking duck family hiding in the bushes. I wonder what they were up to...
Never trust an animal whose species rhymes so perfectly with the worst of the four letter words. Ducks hate mankind and womankind even more (their cuteness is a front)