10 reasons I choose a pool over the ocean

The beach is a truly beautiful place. There's sand, sunshine, tiny bathing suits, and salt water of many different colors to take your breath away. However, there a many reasons why one would choose the tranquil chlorinated waters of a swimming pool instead. Here's my top 10 list of reasons why.

Number 1

The majestic great white nope!

Number 2. You know what...no. dont need anymore. I love sharks. I know the odds. Dont care. Look at that thing. Looks like my dead goldfish if grew to the size of a short bus and sprouted a mouth full of butcher's knives. List over. The end.