Roasting Animals #1 - The Angler fish

HO-LY SHIT. Look at this crazy beast of an animal. This cute little friend evolved as a species around 130 million years ago. Enough time to be almost as ugly as those naked Chinese cats you would say.

I mean, these things look like something coming straight out of Satan’s army. This fish is literally the devil of the underwater world. I’ll give him this: that flashlight on top of its forehead is pretty awesome. Apparently, it uses that lightbulb to lure prey in. Let’s read that again: to LURE prey in. What kind of dumb fish do you have to be if you think that swimming towards something scarier than Mark Zuckerbergs facial expressions is a good idea.

And if that’s not crazy enough, it also uses that lightbulb to attract females. WTF. What kind of blind sick mind does these females have to be attracted by the sight of this face, man! Also, look at that mouth. Those teeth look like they can shred a freaking elephant skin, not to mention that black hole of a throat. Have fun with that, ladies.

Despite being ugly, they honestly look as intimidating as shirtless Putin riding a bear, which makes them one hell of an awesome deep sea creature.