MY NAME IS UNCLE TEE!

Why would I ever want to? I mean, change my name! I must be crazy! Even in my next world, I would still hold on to that name. I need everyone to understand, it’s not just a name, it’s a lifestyle. ‘Uncle Tee'; that’s the name. Mhm mhm, hold on, don’t conclude yet until you understand how it came about. My actual name is ‘Antidote’, yup! The ‘Tee’ came from the ‘Tidote’ in ‘Antidote'. Laughs…Funny right? So putting the ‘Uncle’, it became ‘Uncle Tee’. Tell me I’m not a genius!
Actually, I’m nobody’s uncle, yeah. Let’s get that right, that’s the only part I wish was true, but, maybe, someday, you never can tell, I just may become somebody’s uncle. You know, a good one, I hope, not the type that sneaks out with his nephew or niece at night to see a movie and dozes off completely.
‘Antidote’; that name means a lot to me, feels like I have got the best name ever! The dictionary meaning says it some kind of remedy or drug to an illness or whatever, blah blah blah. Isn’t that amazing?! Doesn’t that mean I’m some kind of medicine?! Wow! I’m so high on myself right now! Pardon my jiggling, but; all I’m tryna say is, I love my name.