Minus this parts:

Meanwhile, I was still apologizing to the other author, just to get her damn permission.

Damn! You are way too honest! XD

To be sincere, If I had sincerely asked those authors for the permission before copying their posts. I believe they would have given it to me without any question.

Never assume unless otherwise stated.

I really think you could write well and this post proves that. You should have more confidence on yourself. This was easy to read unlike your other posts(except the art ones) probably because the joke is not too much in here. This was probably the first time I read your post from start to finish without cringing :)

Anyway. hope you got unbanned and have already learned your lesson :)