Let's Meet The Hogs

Now that you guys have gotten a little taste of who we are and what we sound like, let me start introducing you to the amazing guys that I call family. I would like you to meet Amos.

There's also another song your listening pleasure.

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Amos’ real name is Adrian, but we mostly call him Skeet, Amos or Aids, at one point his nickname mutated to HIV, but not for long because he’s one of those people who picks up new nicknames very easily. No one really knows where the name Amos Keeto came from, his original Hog moniker was Adrian Trotter, but some girls started calling him Amos Keeto and it sort of stuck. When he’s not playing music, he is also a surfer, guitar hero aficionado and a 3d animator. Along with George and Sean, he is one of the founding members of the band. He was born on August 8 and started his musical career playing in a thrash metal band called Cerebral Frenzy. He once drank a bottle of George Bacon’s urine backstage in Slovenia. He pretended he didn’t know and acted all pissed off about it but we also know that, as a child, he used to drink his own urine, sometimes combined with his sister’s – we think it is a fetish. A thumb injury once destroyed his promising break dancing career and he has an uncanny knack for always finding prime parking spaces. He has never been on time for anything in his life, in fact he is the most consistently unreliable person that you could ever hope to meet, which ironically makes his unreliability reliable. We all hate him for this, but keep him around because he’s extremely photogenic and kak funny when he’s drunk.

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AUNTY TRISH – She lived on a little house upon the sea good friends with my family where every other Sunday we’d go her kids were the same age as me we played together happily the youngest Stevie he was my bro when my folks left me with her they knew that I’d be just fine coz Aunty Trish was highly strung and very big on discipline so she would always keep me in line and then one day she screamed and shouted at me threatened me with cutlery and told me that I was going to hell she couldn’t believe I was so bad I shouldn’t disrespect my dad and little boys should do as they’re telled from then on and since that time every other Sunday I was always… on my best behaviour maybe coz I was scared of her except the day when I crashed the car now she’s gone but still lives on in my memory now she’s up in heaven and she’s looking down on me she lived in a little house upon the sea that still sticks out so clearly in my memory she kept me in line with her cutlery Aunty Trish I know you’re looking down on me Aunty Trish (Trish) Trish can you see me now Aunty Trish (Trish) Trish you must be so proud Aunty Trish I know that you can see me now Aunty Trish (Trish) Trish see I turned out just fine!

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Stay tuned until next time for some pork rock right in your face, here's a little punksperation for ya.

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"The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing is punk rock." - Billie Joe Armstrong

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