Pastrami -- A Song Parody (and a Cut-and-Paste Test)

I love the coolness of the cole slaw,

I love the sour of the kraut,

Someday I'll go,

For groceries I know,

Lunchmeat, is what I long to eat,

I'll steal some cheddar like an outlaw,

But provolone I'll do without,

I want some feed,

A sandwich I need,

Stomach! I know you're wanting some:

Pa-Strami!

How I love ya, how I love ya!

My Dear Pastrami,

I'd give the world to try,

A sandwich made from

P-A-S-T-R-A-M-I've got some,

Waiting for me,

Sliced up for me,

Down at the Deli,

I want to make two Reubens or more,

'Cause that is what Pastrami's for!

Pastrami, Pastrami, how I love Pastrami!

Sammie, Sammie, heaven with two chunks of bread!

Ain't had a sammich in a long time,

My-old blood sugar's runnin' low,

I need some meat,

To munch for a treat,

Starving, I'm gonna be,

The deli opens at the wrong time,

The chubs of meat are slicing slow,

Without some bread,

And meat, I'll be dead,

Pastrami! You're calling me!

Pa-Strami!

How I love ya, how I love ya!

My Dear Pastrami,

I'd give the world to try,

A sandwich made from

P-A-S-T-R-A-M-I've got some,

Waiting for me,

Sliced up for me,

Down at the Deli,

I want to make two Reubens or more,

'Cause that is what Pastrami's for!