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RE: Christopher Robin is 'Meh' Coated in Honey (A response to @hanshotfirst and his movie review)
I get the impression you think Disney movies are overly sweetened recycled version of older movies that were overly sweetened recycled versions of books or fairy tales.
The next thing you will tell me is that Disney is placing subliminal advertisement it its wildly popular comic book movies in order to drum up business for its other projects.
Listen @prospiracy, not everything is a conspiracy. Instead of chasing black helicopters, worrying about the fluoride in your drinking water, and finding "plants" in movie theaters, why don't you watch this.
Please help me. Disney has me chained up in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. They say if I write anything negative about them again, they will put me in a dress and leave me here forever.
Oh my goodness, I must now reevaluate my existence. Hold on a sec....Done!
I'm still here and my fundamental belief system remains intact. But watch out for white helicopters as well. Even the medical ones are suspect at times, particularly when they are not going directly from Point A to Point B, but appear to be searching for something. In reality, they use sophisticated instruments to home in on their targets, which experience a brief rapture and are beamed up to the mother ship and sprayed with industrial strength weedkiller for testing purposes. The government knows that Monsanto and Halliburton are paying the Centaurians for this research, but they keep it under wraps since outsourcing has many winners when they're all on the take.
Hmm. A few points.
Everything is a conspiracy
Including my missing points.
and these massive blank spaces.