Movie Review: Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Some Valid Points With MEMEEEES

in #movies6 years ago (edited)

10 year and 18 movie later, here we are. The beginning of the end. Wow, what a journey this was. We saw many characters come and go, some good villians and some awful villians bother our heros. But it is time for the big bad bold purple alien Thanos's time to shine. And boy does he shine alright.

Russo brothers realy outdid themselves, closing so many stories together, tying in all that characters together. Congrats to them and every soul who shed a sweat for this cinematic event. I usualy credit the actors but we dont got that much space here (lol) and weirdly we all know who all that many people are. Cinematography was what we expected from Marvel, which means very good for a super hero movie.

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Other than that ı got some very valid points ı would like to make about scenario. Some positive, some negative:

  • With the opening scene we see Thanos attacking Asgardian ship and leaving it in ruins, burning, in pieces. How is that leaving half of the Asgardians alive Thanos. Wtf dude. We later learn Thor is the only survivor that Guardians saved. So what happened to that rule of yours Thanos. If there was any other survivors, that's movie's fault to not making it obvious.

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(That doesn't seems like half)

  • You give us Robert Downey Jr and Benedict Bumberbee and yet no nod to Sherlock???

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(Bebedic Bobburger not saying "No shit Sherlock" in this scene hurts me)

  • Here is a very unpopular opinion: Enough with the Stan Lee cameos. You know Stan Lee didn't write all of those characters right? Dont get me wrong, I love cameos and Stan Lee. Lets see some other cameos like Larry Lieber (who helped in the creation all of that heroes too) or Jim Starlin ( Same as Larry Lieber).

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(Best scene in the movie)

  • Why is Drax hitting on Thor? Why Drax is getting sexualised little by little with each movie? Or ı'l do you one better: Why is Drax?

  • Lets look at Gamora for a second shall we? Gamora is played by Zoe Saldana who happens to be a black human being. And lets remember what DC did to the Starfire. Both of them alien characters. One of them is green other one was supposed to be orange. When people hated on Starfire for being portraid as black everybody said: Look poeple hating on another black actress. Yes we hated that portration and no that hate wasn't aimed at the actress. That hate was aimed to DC. Because that shit was blackwashing. Now Gamora is a strong, smart and talented black actress playing an another alien and as you can see nobody has any problem with her. On the contrary everybody likes Gamora.

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(WTF is this? Hookerfire?)

  • Why did İron Man, Spiderman and Strange tried to land that ship. Why risk thier lives instead of just blow up hole and get out. 2 of you can fly and other one can swing (and have parachute in iron spider costume). That was pretty dumb.

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  • Why Thanos was the best villian of MCU so far? Not because of the hype or anything like that. He was the only villian who had a characther arc inside of the movie. Literaly lost everybody around him, had to sacrifece his daughter. He just matured, changed and grew in 20 minute screen time. He is the only villian who had sacrifed something meaningful in all of MCU.

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(Weirdest Sicario sequel if you know what ı mean)

  • Yet damn that goal of Thanos was dumb as fuck. Killing half of the universe?? Okay, ı see why you chosed a goal like that to Thanos in this age. Where global warming is sky rocketing, natural reserves are depleting. It's relatable to fears of 15 to 30 years old movie goers. But just spay like 3/4 of the universe instead killing the half. Or make more resources. I bet anybody could think a better solution than that Thanos.

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(-I seen 14.500.324.342 future +In how many of them this post went to Hot? -One)

  • Thor was talking in space to Rocket without any communication device. Again Marvel enough with this simple mistake.

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(Cmoon MCU he is in space)

  • Other than Vision being debuffed and Drax being gay now, every character was consistent. Which must been hard to do with 34939586 character.

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(All that review for an upvote???)

  • There was some realy nice little details. Like Thors new eye being just a little bit weird, glowing. Or Thanos healing that chest wound with the time stone and seeing that little green glow in his chest.

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(You should have aimed for the upvote)

Just might be the greatest cinematic event of our life time. Very impressive all around, full of action and fun. Definetly 9/10

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WTF NO KORG ?!? Unwatchable 0/10

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You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:

Russo brothers realy outdid themselves, closing so many stories together, tying in all that characters together.
It should be really instead of realy.

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