That's a really good review. Though I've not seen the movie, I have an idea already.
As touching Jim Iyke's glasses, I wrote something 4 years ago on nairaland. https://www.nairaland.com/1999325/125-pairs-sunglasses-jim-iyke. The guys values glasses so much. He's always been like that.
I think movie reviews will soon be a widespread thing around here as you said. This is a good start. Thank you @fejiro and...

...Welcome back. It's good to see you.