Most embarrassing ever

Thank you for this opportunity @dandesign86 for the opportunity to share with friends a day like this. Each time i remember the story alone in the room,i laugh uncontrollably.
Here is my entry,hope you laugh about it and learn from it at the same time.
The incident happened June 2017. There was this girl in my area that i have been trying to ask out since i relocated to that area,no matter how hard i tried,this young lady don't give me face at all. But i never give up on her as most guys will do. Smile

So on the 15th June 2017,this lady called me that she would be celebrating her birthday in two days time. That is,17th June 2017. I saw this as an opportunity to give another trier,so i promised her to take her out on her day. She was extremely happy about the move as most ladies will do. Smile
She came to my house around 12 noon,i put on a very nice dress,picked up my ATM card and my car key. I took her to various places,she bought a lot of items,after all it is her day.
On getting to one eatery to round things off,this lady began to ask for various combinations of food that do not match,i was a little worried not for the money but,how on earth can someone eat those combinations together? After the meal,we took off,on our way home.
She started complaining of stomach upset with some pop stars already singing in her tommy,with the car AC working,she was sweating like Christmas chicken,i wanted to speed up so that she won't do the justice inside the car,but she was just too unlucky as their was traffic congestion,to cut the long story short,she poo inside the car.
That was how she spoilt the day just because she wanted to take advantage of me... Smile
I can't remember the incidence without a serious laughter on my face. Please don't tell her oooo,i have never shared the story with anybody,but she has not been comfortable seeing me around ever since that day. I still don't know why ooooo. Smile
Laughter want to kill me......