今夜你穿什么入睡……
I wear nothing but a few drops of Chanel No. 5. ——Marilyn Monroe
我是双鱼座，是一个拥有浪漫主义情怀的宝妈；
老公是处女座，是一个笨嘴笨舌实用主义的宝爸。
某天夜里，宝妈问宝爸：爸爸，你知道别人问你“今夜你穿什么入睡“的经典回答吗？
宝爸一脸懵的说：嗯，睡衣？
爸妈说：No,No,No~~~是玛丽莲梦露的那句话：今夜我只穿Chanel 5 号……
爸爸继续懵：哦~~玛莲儿？玛莲莉？玛丽莲儿？……
宝妈瞬间无语，重点不是这个好不好！
宝妈继续调教：你呢？你穿什么入睡？
（宝妈各种含情脉脉，各种挤眉弄眼……）
宝爸终于不是一脸懵了，终于Get到点了，
扭头傻乎乎的说：我穿老婆入睡！
Bingo!!!
哎~~终于调教成功一回！
各位男朋夫君们，如果另一半问你这个问题，你想好怎么回答了吗？
生活彩蛋：宝妈跟妹妹某天成功抓拍到一只飞奔而去的大肥猫！
A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.
Really? For me ,it's an unexpected result .
Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!
But i still prefer dogs. I've ever lost a few cats , but I've never lost a dog !
Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.
So what ? Still don't like them even though they're beautiful ~~~
The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.
Nice!
Thank U！
给我猜一年我都猜不到😂
哎呀，没事儿玩玩情调陶冶情操嘛😄 ～
不明觉厉
我百度之后才来回复您的，谢谢😜