So I'm going to try to crank out blogs to make 13 cents by October 4th

(I thought this would be funny to put in because of the theme)
So I play the MOBA League of Legends, and there are 3 champions (Characters) that I mainly play, there's Yasuo, Darius, and Gangplank, I have skins for two of them Darius, and Gangplank, now Darius is a big guy, in game. He's got this huge Axe, and he's just a bully in lane, and each damaging ability and basic attack that he applies on an enemy, applies a bleed stack, when you apply 5 stacks, you get max hemorrhage, which allows your ult(Ultimate Ability, Darius' ult makes Darius jump up and slam his axe down, it's so fricken cool) to deal 100% Increased for him I have a skin called "Dunkmaster Darius" He's a fricken basketball player and instead of having an axe, he has a basketball hoop, the stand, and everything, with on his other hand he has a basketball, instead of slamming down an axe he slams down a dunk.

Gangplank is a pirate, he's just supposed to be a scary pirate, he's the Blackbeard of League of Legends. He shoots people with a flintlock pistol and blows them up with explosive barrels, for him, I have a skin called "Dread Nova Gangplank" Now before he was a scary pirate, but now he's a scary SPACE pirate, just a scary pirate, but in space.

Now with Yasuo, I don't have a Yasuo skin, but here's the one I want

The only reason I want him is because his ability that plunges his sword a short distance, makes a gun sounds, if you hit an enemy, it makes a "Dink" sound, if you miss your ability, it makes an "echoing bullet shot sounds" like if you shot a revolver in a Clint Eastwood movie, It just seems cool.
Now usually I make a story every other week or month, but I should make like 12 in the next several days but we'll see, and I want to put effort in each one, there's one that I already planned on posting on steemit but haven't gone around to finishing it, it's just got something to do with Kim Jong Un, North Korea, and Gluten Genocide. I think it's funny, and I hope these next stories aren't complete shite.
Have a good one!