- Most celebrities do not even have a university education - so what the hell would do consult with them on any serious matter?
- Only a Neanderthal falls to physical violence. I prefer to humiliate morally, break the spirit and deprive of hope.
- One of my favorite things - when someone posts a selfie and no one gives a like.
- When I hear "Do you have a minute?" - I understand that I will lose half an hour, which could never return.
- Half listening to a person consists of one-half waiting for their turn to speak, and another half of reminders to yourself to change expressions every 10 seconds.
- Be yourself - excellent advice for about 5% of people.
- Tattoos aren’t for me - I did not hang up bumper stickers on my Lamborghini.
- Soon you will realize that the silence is the best way to say “fuck you’’.
- When you tell me your stories - I think about just how much shorter they could be.
- When someone tells me "We should meet sometimes" I say, "Sure, I'll call you." It’s a lie in answer to a lie.
I like the bumper sticker one.