How to Become Rich and Famous Quick

in #money6 years ago (edited)

In the next 45 seconds I am going to show you how to become the next Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Brittany Spears, Dick Cheney, Johnny Seeverson, Jeffery Dahmer, insert your name here! I want you to be really excited right now, be excited, be be excited! Remember that guy from the movie Requium for a Dream, that's the kind of person you're going to be! With my easy 17 point system you can literally be the next Kim Kardashian tomorrow, with your money we are going hire a security team to home invade and kidnap Kim Kardashian (KKK), I like to use acronyms a lot to help you remember everything so you might want to take notes because I'm going to hit you with a lot of info so write that down - KKK. After we KKK we'll hire a team of plastic surgeons to go to work, transforming you into Kim Kardashian, who you've always wanted to be! That's just one of the hundreds of methods and techniques I'm giving you in this article.
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Cold calling multilevel telemarketing

People always ask me what's the best way to get new customers? Social media? Wrong stupid! Advertising campaigns? Wrong stupid! Multilevel telemarketing? Exactamundo! Everyone says to me "James, that can't be right," and I always say back to them, "shut the fuck up you piece of shit!" and then they usually collapse with laughter. I'm here to tell you forget social media, forget Twitter, forget Facebook, forget spending tons of money on advertising, pick up a landline, and yes it has to be a landline, open up the white pages and start on page 1. Use my secret script that I'm willing to give you for almost free and you'll close every call guaranteed! It doesn't matter what the product is or the price, with my cold call script you can't lose!

With my multi-level telemarketing system you will finally be better than everyone else! You'll be better than your family, you'll be better than your close friends, you'll be better than your not so close friends, you'll be better than your coworkers, you'll be better than your pets, but most importantly you'll be better than all the people you haven't met yet!!

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