Inconceivable Conversations at the Café Des Artistes

These are highend photos of our club's underground lair on a Parisian island. To get there, you have to first fly to Amsterdamn and visit the esteemed Waldorf Astoria. Find the man with the gold laced ascot, and say you're looking for the the Hardenbergh patent.

Hand him 60 British Pounds and he'll call a car, who will take you to the Thays. You'll be given a rare but counterfiet bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild, which you must drink by the time you arrive.

Upon arrival, you'll be given a test of wills by Sir Wallace Shawn himself where he questions you on the personal philosphies of Andre Gregory. If you pass, you and all your male heirs will be granted lifetime membership to our vast network of subterranean speakeasys and lounges.

If you fail, you will be retroactively sentenced to a mind prison in modern day society. You will be free to leave but forever trapped.