The Dumb Wife by Jairaj Jagtap

Characters in this Joke

1. Police
2. Chintu
3. Mona(Chintu's wife)
   
   Chintu was pulled over by a police and the following conversation takes place-
   Chintu: What's the problem officer?
   Police: You were going at least 75kmph in a 55kmph zone.
   Chintu: No sir, I was going 65kmph.
   Mona: Oh Chintu. You were going 80kmph.
   (Chintu gives his wife an angry look.)
   Police: You also have to pay a fine for your broken tail light.
   Chintu: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
   Mona: Oh Chintu, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
   (Chintu gives his wife an angry look once again.)
   Police: I'm also going to charge you for not wearing your seat belt.
   Chintu: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
   Mona: Oh Chintu, you never wear your seat belt.
   Chintu: Shut your mouth, woman!
   Police: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
   Mona: No, only when he's drunk.